Gai: Don’t forget to lift with your legs.
Kakashi: I know how to lift, Gai. I’ve been carrying this team the entire time.
Kakashi: Can you tuck me in?
Gai: You just handed me a shovel??
Kakashi: Yeah just spread the dirt over me as evenly as you can, thanks
*at the front line, during the war*
Naruto: Sensei! There’s so many Zetsu clones and they keep multiplying!
Sakura: What can we do to take them down?!
Kakashi: I’ve got an idea … Gai! Come up here!
Naruto: Huh?! What’s he gonna do? I don’t think Taijutsu works on them, dattebayo!
Gai: How can I help, Kakashi?
Kakashi: Sing.
Gai: … what?!
Kakashi: Remember earlier this summer, when I told you that singing to your plants can help them grow?
Gai: Yes, but when I sang to mine, they all withered and died!
Kakashi: Exactly. SING.
Gai:
Gai: *opens his mouth and starts belting out a very a loud, screechy, out-of-tune “song”*
The Zetsu clones: *one by one they shriek and fall to the ground, dead*
Naruto, hands over ears: Way to go, Bushy-Brows Sensei!
Sakura, eyes painfully watering: Who knew we had such a deadly weapon among us!
Kakashi: *kisses Gai* Fantastic work!
Gai:
Gai: Well, this isn’t exactly the war hero story I wanted to tell our future children, but …
Once again thank you to @amikotsu for the inspiration for this 😅
Naruto: “Sakura-chan mentioned you were seeing someone.”
Sasuke: “Did she? That’s like her.”
Naruto: “So who is it, Sasuke? You can tell me. Is it Tenten?”
Sasuke: “Who?”
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Obito
Kakashi
*Deidara walks into the lving room to find Tobi sprawled on the couch, holding his head with both hands*
Deidara: What's the matter with you?
Tobi: Have a really bad headache, senpai.
Deidara: Shit, that sucks, hm. Anything I can do to help?
Tobi: You can get Tobi's medicine from that cabinet in the kitchen ...
*Deidara goes into the kitchen and opens the cabinet drawer*
Deidara: *rooting around* I can't find any pills anywhere in here ... oi, Tobi! Are you sure your medicine is in the cabinet?!
Tobi: Yes, senpai! It's sitting on the shelf in the the brown bag!
Deidara:
Deidara: ... Tobi. This is a bag of chocolate chip cookies.
Tobi: Right! My usual dosage is four cookies but this headache is bad so I think I'm going to need all dozen of them! And don't forget the milk!
Deidara:
For you, @amikotsu :-)
oh the posts I’d make make if I wasn’t afraid of judgement
